Nants Ingonyama! (And other incomprehensible Lion King jibberish)

Having been cooped up in stinky Lusaka for the past two months and change, I'm finally getting out in the wilds for a breath of fresh air. I hate to admit it, but I'm going on safari.

But in the Swahili-translation sense of a journey, not the multi-pocketed khaki vest, pith helmet and beige short-shorts tourist variety.

Since rhinos are extinct in Zambia, I've made up my own Big Five wish list:
1. Something big and feline successfully killing something deer-like
2. Male hippos goring the calves of other males
3. Crocs doing something that involves the death roll
4. Bull elephants in musth
5. Non-chalant warthogs

It's not like I post regularly enough for anyone to get worried about not updating, but I doubt I'll be able get anything up on here until for the next couple weeks. I promise a full report on Eastern province and South Luangwa on my return.